I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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