On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I cockslap morals
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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