I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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