That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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