I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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