i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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