He told me they were just razor bumps!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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