It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis