Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
So vagazzling was a success