i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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