i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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