I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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