Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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