nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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