And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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