I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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