i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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