Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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