What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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