No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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