She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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