i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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