Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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