So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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