what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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