you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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