Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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