yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Will exercising make me less horny?
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