Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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