this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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