At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
and i looked up. we had an audience...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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