what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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