I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she looked like the before picture.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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