I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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