Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Mom said you looked used
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Terrible idea I love it
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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