fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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