i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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