she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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