Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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