no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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