Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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