Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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