is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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