Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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