Buhtt sex?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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