If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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