turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
