at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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