Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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