you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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