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great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The chlamydia really affected his face.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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