Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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