Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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