Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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