How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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