Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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