i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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